Welcome. If you’ve made it this far, you may be as pitiful as I am. But I love you for it. Us middle-aged gamers need to stick together. After all we may only be a few more salami sandwiches away from the IRL press F for respects.
But first, let me introduce myself properly. I’m DAZEWERK.
I’m a middle-aged moron who probably should have stopped playing video games 30 years ago. As we all know, your wits and hand-eye coordination only improves with age, so I must be at the prime of my gaming abilities. Come have a laugh while you watch me attempt (and often fail) to keep up with modern games.